A Very Faerie Beach Getaway!

*Contact Fey Liason Naidene Merryweather via Silver Basin

So I went to the beach and took way too many pictures, so I thought I’d have a little fun . . .

Dear Faerie Folk,

Wingtips feeling droopy from the heat? Book a breezy beach getaway with our company, Very Faerie & Merryweather! With over two centuries of experience catering to the Fey, we know all the best spots for flower bungalows and toasting mallow cheeseweed.

Take a sky ferry straight to this sandy paradise via our private Red-Winged Blackbird, Beach Bob.

A complimentary beach-flora parasol is included with all reservations, freshly plucked:

Model: Sunbeams-Alot

Urchin Model: Scry Your Own Smiley Face

With only a minor gem or spell recipe deposit, enjoy beach-adjacent activities like cattail sailing!

Trick unwary humans to wander down charming beach paths until their flipflops snap . . .

When you tire of mortal frivolities, take a nap in the salt-kissed petals of our beach rose bungalows.

Bungalow 1: Pirate-Me-Pink

Bungalow 2: The Sunrise Sirenade

Bungalow 3: The Pearlinda

And if you’re concerned about scavenging mole crabs, let your wee bobbin-brains rest easy on vacation. Every one of our beach rose bungalows comes with a 100% organic security system.

For the ultimate luxurious experience, book the Petallic Penthouse! (Seasonal availability varies by blossom yield.)

When you feel a ravening coming on, enjoy salty marine-sprayed pine nuts:

Then slake your thirst on ripe juniper berries!

Or a tart green rosehip if you’re brave enough . . .

Top off your getaway with a dewdrop bath in a fuchsia fantasy tub grown exclusively by our proprietary Rosa rugosa spells:

Gently sway in these premium petals to the energetic lullaby of sea breezes and happily sunburned mortals!

Contact Fey Liason Naidene Merryweather via silver basin. *And no, we do not accept changelings as alternate payment!

*A final note: I’ve decided to dabble in short form creative exercises on Threads and Bluesky (@cynestiamoon) once or twice a week. Expect random haiku and 6-1 word thrift tales! I’ll also post them on Substack notes.

*If you wish to support my ink, peruse and perchance purchase a tale.